My life as a girl

So, I find myself, as Bridget Jones would say, a spinster. The single life isn't so bad, I suppose. I mean if I require sex, it's really not that hard to come by. But, I guess I'm not looking for meaningless sex. Mind you, I say this as a sober person on a Monday night. Don't get me wrong, I think any day of the week is a great day for sex...with the right person. I'm not being all mushy here and saying that it has to be with someone you love (although, it just might be), but there are "connections". Woah. I sound like a cliché. Maybe I am. But I do find that, as approaching 30, the prospects aren't necessarily all that great. Heading towards the land of divorcées. FANTASTIC. I know I'm not only being horribly skeptical here and maybe even a little melodramatic. But, I'm good at those things. I prefer to use the term "intense". It really is all about how you say it.

So, I find myself living life from period to period...how incredibly boring. I have to say I'm sick of menstruation. There really should be some sort of research done on ways to evolve mankind not to have to bleed monthly, unless one has made an informed decision and opted for reproductive equipment. And, I don't think everyone should be given the option. If someone repeatedly abuses children, they shouldn't be allowed to "care" for them and they damn well shouldn't be able to make more. Just my opinion. But, I too believe in the possibility of rehabilitation (at least for some) so...sterilization (being permanent) may not necessarily be the answer. I really don't have any idea on how to fix the problem...but, it needs to be addressed.

I've learned that musicians and men who are tall, dark and handsome and trouble. The ones who fit both categories are assholes. And apparently I'm an asshole-magnet. As Salt-n-Pepa once said, "I love assholes 'casue everybody's got one..." It's so funny how we are never truly content (or is that just me?) I think about all the relationships that I've been in (at least the serious ones), and I've always hit a point (whether it took a year or three to get there), but seem to hit a lull and get curious about what I'm missing out on. What is the opportunity cost of this relationship? And it's funny, how when you're not available, people are interested in you, even if you're ugly...damn people who make you curious.

I tried meeting someone on the internet. Apparently that was much easier to do as a teenager. Mind you as a teenager, the plan was never really to meet the person, so being honest and bearing your soul was never really an issue - because, if worst case scenario the person ended up being boring or creepy, or if you embarrassed yourself to the point of not wanting to talk to the person again, you didn't have to. The intention of meeting a "someone" online, would be to actually meet them.

Maybe it's just a girl thing, but I feel totally awkward about my body. Well, not so much as awkward as I just don't like it. It's not a matter of having to "work it off" (although that couldn't hurt either) - but it's a matter of scarring (on more than one level). I was a fat kid, plain and simple. Well, not even a fat kid (I was chubby) - but definitely a fat teen/young adult. That is until 22 or 23. Strechmarks don't go away with the weight. I hate taking my shirt off in front of people because of stretchmarks. And guys love it when you take your shirt off (so I hear anyways).

Bah...that's the womanly holiday rant.